What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 06:47

Octopussy
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
-”Ah so!”
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun